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12 Days of GeoEngineering.  
On the first day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 scratchy itchy skin and 
 full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the second day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the third day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 A Depleted Ozone Layer 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the fourth day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 Aluminum induced Alzheimer’s 
 A Depleted Ozone Layer 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the fifth day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 Rickets from Solar Radiation Management  
 Aluminum induced Alzheimer’s 
 A Depleted Ozone Layer 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the sixth day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 More Lies about Global Warming 
 Rickets from Solar Radiation Management  
 Aluminum induced Alzheimer’s 
 A Depleted Ozone Layer 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the seventh day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 Now it’s called: Climate Change 
 More Lies about Global Warming 
 Rickets from Solar Radiation Management   
 Aluminum induced Alzheimer’s 
 A Depleted Ozone Layer 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the eighth day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 Barium caused Renal Failure   
 Now it’s called: Climate Change 
 More Lies about Global Warming 
 Rickets from Solar Radiation Management  
 Aluminum induced Alzheimer’s 
 A Depleted Ozone Layer 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the ninth day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 Tree Fungal Infections 
 Barium caused Renal Failure  
 Now it’s called: Climate Change 
 More Lies about Global Warming 
 Rickets from Solar Radiation Management  
 Aluminum induced Alzheimer’s 
 A Depleted Ozone layer 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the tenth day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 UVC that Disinfected My Skin Right Off 
 Tree Fungal Infections 
 Barium caused Renal Failure  
 Now it’s called: Climate Change 
 More Lies about Global Warming 
 Rickets from Solar Radiation Management  
 Aluminum induced Alzheimer’s 
 A Depleted Ozone Layer 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the eleventh day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 Dying Oceans and Beached Whales 
 UVC that Disinfected My Skin Right Off 
 Tree Fungal Infections 
 Barium caused Renal Failure  
 Now it’s called: Climate Change 
 More Lies about Global Warming 
 Rickets from Solar Radiation Management  
 Aluminum induced Alzheimer’s 
 A Depleted Ozone Layer 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease  
 On the twelfth day of spraying the atmosphere, 
 the geoengineers gave to me: 
 Tic Tac Toe Lines in the Sky 
 Dying Oceans and Beached Whales 
 UVC that Disinfected My Skin Right Off 
 Tree Fungal Infections 
 Barium caused Renal Failure  
 Now it’s called: Climate Change 
 More Lies about Global Warming 
 Rickets from Solar Radiation Management   
 Aluminum induced Alzheimer’s 
 A Depleted Ozone Layer 
 Strontium Burnt Lungs 
 And full-fledged Morgellons Disease